If you need Madonna‘s reality — that she’s occurring tour once more — you are first gonna have to sit by means of a number of racy dares along with her celeb pals … so, apologies to Diplo‘s balls!!!
Yep, that is only a style of what went down in Madonna’s ‘Celebration Tour’ announcement video … which options Madge taking part in Truth or Dare with the likes of Jack Black, Lil Wayne, Amy Schumer, Eric Andre, Judd Apatow, Bob the Drag Queen, Meg Stalter and sure … Diplo.
This is the one place you may see Diplo dip his junk in a margarita after which chug it … adopted by Madonna jamming her tongue down Jack Black’s throat … earlier than she strikes an R-rated ménage à trois pose with Weezy and Jack!!!
That’s only a pattern of what went down at Madonna’s twisted recreation evening — which was a enjoyable tip of the hat to her 1991 live performance movie, “Truth or Dare.”
The tour announcement got here when Amy dared Madonna to “do a world tour and play your best muthaf***ing hits.” The iconic singer responds, “Four many years? All these songs?” — which will get the entire room singing their fave Madonna classics.
Come be part of the get together! 🎉💃🏼🎵🕺🏽🎤 #madonnacelebrationtour pic.twitter.com/TczebeibW1
— Madonna (@Madonna) January 17, 2023
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The 35-city world tour will kick off in North America … first present is July 15 in Vancouver, BC … and the final is December 1 in Amsterdam — and sure, she’ll be singing all THOSE songs.
In her media announcement, Madonna added, “I’m excited to discover as many songs as potential in hopes to give my followers the present they’ve been ready for.”
There ya have it … no deep album cuts, bitches!!!
